I'm pretty horny.

It's been about six months since I last had sex.

I'm not too happy with that realization.

I kind of just want to masturbate. But it never really substitutes for the hot, sweaty, passionate bodies thrusting against each other in a lustful embrace as the dramatized inhale and exhale of each person as they penetrate each other creates a sense of bliss and ecstasy.

Fuck.
I need to get laid.

I keep thinking naughty thoughts of him.

We met up the other day.
It was chill.
I keep wanting more. I let my mind wander sometimes, but I have to pull it back once I remember that this is nothing serious.

Deep.
Platonic.
Relationship.

Otherwise known as the friends zone and full of utter bullshit.

Damn. I'm never getting laid at this rate.

And yes, I know the hullabaloo of other people would probably whip it out in a second.
Ugh. Just ugh.

I'm just slowly not caring.

For your enjoyment.